Since I was just finishing up work when the red carpet was happening (because telling my boss, "But the MET GALA is on!" wasn't an option), I couldn't live tweet it. Which means that you missed out on my stream-of-consciousness thoughts. I figured that I probably shouldn't deprive you of that, so rather than a Best/Worst Dressed list, I bring you Haus of Hybrid's Top 10 Met Gala Observations (plus 5 for good luck).
1) Vera Wang - crazy skinny?
4) Renne Zellweiger not in Herrera!
5) January Jones in Versace. The girl may be dull, but she knows how to wear clothes. Yay her!
8) Florence Welch wore a dress from the McQueen vagina collection (aka F/W'12).
13) Diane Kruger. Always.
Images via Getty & People.