So because I know you're dying to know, the Haus of Hybrid's BEST and WORST of the 2012 Golden Globes.
(Sidebar: Did anyone else notice that there were a large number of underwhelming gowns? Neither best nor worst, but just, meh.)
|Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs|
I just can't.
|Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan|
The sleeves are wrong. The colour is wrong. It's just wrong.
Is this the 90s? Bedazzling? Are we mermaids? A sea-foamy grey? Take off the sheer and the rhinestones and we could have a winner...and by winner, I mean Calvin Klein Collection.
|Dianna Agron in Giles|
I feel like the dress is just so overwhelming on her. It's a daring choice for her, but it doesn't work. I could see January Jones wearing this.
Emily Watson is on a show called Appropriate Adult (there's a joke there...somewhere). This dress is pretty much the exact colour of her skin.
|Jessica Chastain in Givenchy|
Turtlenecks, so in right now. But I just cannot get on board with this dress.
|Jodie Foster in Gorgio Armani|
The Von Trapp children called and they want their clothing back. Is this dress made out of corduroy? Is it a tapestry? Drapes? (Also, special shout out to the man with the crazy mo' in the back!)
|Natalie Portman in Lanvin|
I love me a pink and red combo...but what is that thing sticking out on the side? Know what it reminds me of?
|The ugly step sisters from Cinderella|
Is this from Macy's? It looks cheap.
|Piper Perabo in Theyskens' Theory|
While I enjoy the simplicity of this gown, and the fact that it's a hard colour to wear without washing you out, I just can't do it.
|Sarah Paulson in Pamella Roland|
I think part of me died when I saw this dress.
|Clare Danes in J Mendel|
Well tailored and slimming in all the right areas. Plus black & white are so classic.
|Emma Stone in Lanvin|
I love this colour on Emma Stone. Sometimes when you're quite fair, black can be a bit stark on you. But this deep burgundy works for her. I love the shoulder pads, but I think the belt may be a bit strong.
|Laura Dern in Andrew Gn|
Love the colour (a little Angelia Jolie at the 2010 Globes, no?) and cut. I do not, however, love the hair. Charlie's Angels was cancelled, remember??
|Nicole Richie in Julien MacDonald|
This dress looked better on TV. But it's a great look for Nicole Richie. I'm totally digging the ponytail. Makes me wish my hair was long again. But then I'd wish for short hair again. #fashiongirlproblems
|Zooey Deschanel in custom Prada|
Love this dress. Do not love her hair. Seems like Zooey and I have a similar body type (boyish), so I think this is a dress I could definitely pull off.