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Here’s my Golden Globe fashion recap, and first Haus of
Hybrid contribution (!!!). Because I’m totally qualified to write these things
while sitting at home in sweatpants, baggy sweater, and a topbun.
Best Dressed
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| Rosario Dawson |
The look on her face sums up how I feel about this dress.
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| Lucy Liu |
Love it or hate it, at least Lucy Liu takes risks. Her Emmys
skanky disco ball dress didn’t quite hit the mark, but this dress sure did.
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| Kerry Washington |
Kerry Washington looks so good, I may have to start watching
Scandal.
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| Jessica Alba |
Is it just me, or does she just get better and better
looking?
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| Amy Poehler |
I don’t know if it was her dress, or just how funny they
were, but Amy and Tina looked great, with Amy’s red dress being the best of the
bunch. Side note, I want Tina Fey’s hair.
The So Close Award
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| Jessica Chastain |
Could someone please get Jessica Chastain a tailor?
Someone’s boobs should never be best described as “baggy”.
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| Giuliana Rancic |
This dress looks like a low-rent Beyonce at the 2011 Met
Gala.
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| Julianne Hough |
Miley Cyrus goes to prom. Also,
why are you even invited to this award show?
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| Halle Berry |
This dress reminds me of that terrible early 2000s trend of
faux newspaper print clothes.
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| Debra Messing |
Speaking of things that were popular in the early 2000s…
here’s Debra Messing.
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| Lena Dunham |
Is this dress made out of neoprene?
Odds and ends:
To Sarah Hyland, do your boobs hurt in that dress?
To Christoph Waltz, when did you get so attractive? Please
keep wearing those glasses.
And finally to Bill Murray, your facial hair confuses and
amazes me. Never stop being you.
1 comment:
Love this! My fav is Jessica Alba's dress. Love that color!
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